I like things a little messy and a lot fucking weird. If you're looking for a sultry and sexy pair of legs spread open from beneath a bed sheet I cut eye holes out of and you want to contemplate abstract conceptual absurdities and other DUMB shit while you watch me DP myself with a comically long and bendy cob of corn you've clicked the right link there cowboy! 🤠😘 I'll try anything twice or for a third time if I can do it dressed it as a party clown or sexy mothman if this gig doesn't land me a 23 minute time slot at 3am on basic cable television where i get explore haunted locations and get a train ran on my ass by ghosts and local cryptids at each and every one then I'll pitch the idea to Hulu or something.