I'm a five star reservation, on a picnic blanket. If you like a li'l meat with your potatoes...dinner is served! If you are looking for Barbie though...move along...she don't live here. I'm fat, old and plain! I may be bigger, a bit older and much less glamorous, but...I know how to make a man feel like a MAN! In a field of Ferraris, I'm the Lincoln Town Car; built for comfort, not for speed! See the difference the difference makes!